The dog ate my homework. And then he shot my girlfriend.
Temptation: "A South Texas woman who says she gave up beer for Lent won a case of Budweiser delivered to her home by a team of Clydesdales."
Keep on truckin'.
Now that the Democrats have revived the Red scare, it might be time to revisit "duck and cover"...with Bert the Turtle.
More imaginative than handing out blue bubble-gum cigars.