Sunday, March 5, 2017

Sunday funnies

The dog ate my homework. And then he shot my girlfriend.

Temptation: "A South Texas woman who says she gave up beer for Lent won a case of Budweiser delivered to her home by a team of Clydesdales."

Break-up cake...



Keep on truckin'.

Now that the Democrats have revived the Red scare, it might be time to revisit "duck and cover"...with Bert the Turtle.



Complex carbohydrates...



More imaginative than handing out blue bubble-gum cigars.


6 comments:

bruce said...

It's hard coming up with gags consistently week after week and I admire your skill frere Paco.

I was a fan of Larry Sanders show 25 years ago and I got a sense of the difficulty from there on.

These are good, as just about always. You make it look easy but I know it isn't.

Minicapt said...

What gags???

Cheers

bruce said...

I'm saying it reminds me of the whatevers used to introduce or fill Tonite-shows and takes a lot of skill to assamble on a regular basis:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tonight_Show#Gags.2C_sketches.2C_and_segments

Apparently they are referred to as 'gags'. But who knows? Not me.

Paco said...

Gags they are, and, I'll tell you, the Sunday Funnies is the most difficult post that I do on a recurring basis

Albury Shifton said...

The woman shot by the dog is named "Summer Miracle"??

Paco said...

Well, it was kind of a miracle that she wasn't more badly hurt, I guess.