...that Mitt Romney thinks the Republican Party needs to be saved from Donald Trump - and that, while shaving, Romney looked in the mirror and decided that the times have produced the man.
Ugh. Sorry, slick, but what the Republican Party needs to be saved from is unimaginative, duplicitous, time-serving establishment hacks like...well, like you, Mr. Romney. Incidentally, your ingratitude and disloyalty do you rather substantial discredit.
Investigators for Paco World News Daily (PWND) believe the relationship went off the rails when Trump was interviewing Romney for a position in his administration.
"Secretary of State? Are you crazy? I'm offering you the job of Presidential Food Taster. By the way, what did you think of those mushrooms?"