Wednesday, January 2, 2019

I have this sneaking suspicion...

...that Mitt Romney thinks the Republican Party needs to be saved from Donald Trump - and that, while shaving, Romney looked in the mirror and decided that the times have produced the man.

Ugh. Sorry, slick, but what the Republican Party needs to be saved from is unimaginative, duplicitous, time-serving establishment hacks like...well, like you, Mr. Romney. Incidentally, your ingratitude and disloyalty do you rather substantial discredit.

Investigators for Paco World News Daily (PWND) believe the relationship went off the rails when Trump was interviewing Romney for a position in his administration.



"Secretary of State? Are you crazy? I'm offering you the job of Presidential Food Taster. By the way, what did you think of those mushrooms?"

5 comments:

RebeccaH said...

Yep. Mitt Marshmallow is running for President.

Veeshir said...

Mitt is the reason I didn't vote in 2012.
I see he hasn't changed much. He still doesn't want my vote.

bruce said...

He's like a camp capo telling us if we all behave we'll get an extra scoop of potato-peal soup. That is one type of 'traditional conservative' alright.

Bucky said...

I will go on record now as swearing that I will never cast another vote for Mittens. If by some fluke he should be a Presidential candidate in 2020, or whenever, I will either sit it out or vote third party. Duplicitous traitors get no rewards.

RebeccaH said...

Not to worry, Bucky. In a primary, I think Donald Trump will chew Mitt Marshmallow up and spit him out.