"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Sources confirm that each War Rig will comfortably seat a traditionally-sized California family of one person. They boast a fuel economy of 6 miles per gallon of guzzoline, which the U-Haul location will provide.
"I live! I die! I live again!" cried one patriarch as he led his family through the desert and toward Arizona in one of the new U-Haul War Rigs. "Witness me!"
Now that's laugh-out-loud funny, I don't care who you are.
I have to wonder, though, since it wasn't spelled out, is the War Rig intended to help us Californians escape from this wanna-be "socialist utopia" gone wrong, or to protect us from the angry hordes of citizens in the states we might try to escape to?
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Sources confirm that each War Rig will comfortably seat a traditionally-sized California family of one person. They boast a fuel economy of 6 miles per gallon of guzzoline, which the U-Haul location will provide.
"I live! I die! I live again!" cried one patriarch as he led his family through the desert and toward Arizona in one of the new U-Haul War Rigs. "Witness me!"
Now that's laugh-out-loud funny, I don't care who you are.
I have to wonder, though, since it wasn't spelled out, is the War Rig intended to help us Californians escape from this wanna-be "socialist utopia" gone wrong, or to protect us from the angry hordes of citizens in the states we might try to escape to?
And be with the pygmies in New Guinea.
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