Please bow your heads...
Almighty God, we prostrate ourselves before you in supplication. Do Thou, in Thy infinite mercy, take pity on our poor country, and grant victory to Donald Trump in this upcoming election. Fill him with Thy grace and with a spirit of righteousness, so that he may go forth and smite the servants of Satan, who mock Thy creation and seek to destroy it. Make of Donald Trump's followers a vast host, armed with Thy glory, and resolved, under the guidance of Thy love and eternal truth, to strengthen our historic liberties and to rebuild our nation on a foundation of wisdom and probity and justice. But in this, as in all things, Thy will be done. Amen.
I do not think I have ever seen an environment in such dire need of smiting as I do today.
ReplyDeleteBring on the smitage! Spare it not!
"And he smote them hip and thigh with a great slaughter..." - Judges 15:8
DeleteNo wonder the SMOD is often wished for.
Deletehip and thigh? that's the same smiting the Israelis gave hesballah.
ReplyDeleteOperation Grim Beeper also smote their balls.
DeleteAmen
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