Sunday funnies

Yeah, I hate when that happens: "Elderly Florida Woman Wakes Up To Exotic Animal 'Caressing' Her Face".

Tomato soup was always my favorite - but not anymore...



Naturally, this thing would be found in the antipodes.

Don't just let those binder clips pile up in a drawer; put 'em to work.

Say, who's up for a spot of dwile flonking?

I suspect this is one of Michelle Obama's school lunch suggestions (H/T: Mrs. Paco).

Whistling past the graveyard is one thing

This, however, is more like stomping among the tombstones while playing "Yackety Sax": "EU Leaders Claim No Link Between Cologne Sex Attacks And Migrant Crisis".

Perfect analogy

Comedian Tim Allen: "the Clintons are like herpes: Just when you think they’re gone, they show up again."

Reversal

Virginia governor and legislature agree on deal to reverse state attorney general's cancellation of concealed-carry reciprocity agreements.

The world turned upside down

I look about the current political scene and profess myself baffled - although, admittedly, highly amused. Donald Trump's feud with Fox News is more momentous than his rivalry with the other Republican candidates; Hillary the Inevitable is looking more like Hillary the Collapsing Souffle; an extraordinary number of people apparently are infatuated with this "new" doctrine called "socialism", and think that a guy who looks like Walter Brennan's grandmother makes a perfect standard bearer; the conservative wing takes a break from fighting the GOP establishment to rend itself asunder; Barack Obama - first half-black president, lightworker and alleged smartest man in any room - is relegated to page 6 of the Metro section.

I haven't seen anything this strange in all my born days. I do believe my personal strategy is sound, however: just keep stocking up on food, firearms and ammo.

The incredible shrinking president

I've been surfing the web the last few days, including not only blogs but online sites for major media outlets, and something just struck me: Obama has virtually vanished from the headlines. He has truly become the lamest of lame ducks.

But the Daily Caller keeps the fear-level up with scary stuff like this: "Hillary Thinks It’s A ‘Great Idea’ To Appoint Obama To The Supreme Court". I can think of few things that would more surely propel me into the revolutionary, burn-it-down camp than a "Justice" Obama.

Hey, what happened to the global warming tipping point?

The time has run out on Al Gore's doomsday clock - and, strangely, here we all still are.