Astoundingly bad marketing

Women remove clothes in inscrutable campaign ad (well, not totally inscrutable; you know they're not endorsing the MAGA movement). CAUTION: We are NOT talking the Swedish Bikini Team, here.

As one commenter in the thread notes: "A bunch of liberal women, who are mad at Trump for objectifying women and using crass language, decided to grab attention and encourage people to vote BLUE … by taking their clothes off."

Ace (as usual) has the funniest take: "Well you've inspired me into homosexuality so, halfway to Democrat I guess!"

Much more interesting than what I've found digging around my yard

"Miner finds giant 5,655-Carat emerald in Zambia worth up to £2m".

In the process of planting flowers and shrubs in my yard, I have dug up:

1) Four pieces of rebar;
2) A rusty bicycle taillight;
3) A giant dead magnolia root

The Paco Mines are not looking too promising right now (which, naturally, should have little or no impact on our ability to move Class C Non-Voting shares. Each certificate features an engraving of a pulchritudinous lady prospector, suitable for framing!)

Anthropomorphic Jersey barrier endorses "Beto" O'Rourke

Somehow, I'm not seeing John Brennan's endorsement of the Democrat candidate as being a big plus for O'Rourke's chances. Inmates within the confines of that giant leftist concentration camp known as Austin, Texas are going to vote for O'Rourke, anyway, and I fail to see how Brennan's well-established left-wing bona fides are going to carry much weight with normal voters.


"Beto O'Rourke! Like Gus Hall, only dreamier!"

Update: Response from Gus Hall to John Brennan -


"Hey, you ain't exactly eye candy, yourself, walrus boy!"

Happy Feet Friday

Glenn Miller had a #1 hit with "Tuxedo Junction" in 1940, and his version is the best known; however, the tune was written by band leader and trumpeter Erskine Hawkins and two of his saxophonists, Bill Johnson and Julian Dash, and was recorded by the Hawkins band in 1939 (it was a hit for them, also, ultimately rising to #7 on the charts). Here's Hawkins and his orchestra with the original:

I think we need a new paradigm of dumbness

"Say, did you hear that Don Lemon on CNN says that the greatest terror threat in our country is white men? Pretty idiotic, eh?"




"I can top that. Former CEO of King Broadcasting, Steven Clifford, says that the federal government should disenfranchise all straight white males."



"Whoa! That's some lab-quality stupid right there! Um, just how does this genius propose to take the vote away from, what, a quarter to a third of the U.S. population?"



"Good question. I suppose force would have to be used. I'm sure all of those straight, white male cops and soldiers would be happy to enforce a law that deprives them of one of their fundamental rights."




"Well. that's got to be the dumbest thing we'll hear today."



"Hey, guys! Guess what; some Democrat state senator in Missouri just posted a comment on Facebook calling for Trump's assassination."



"Ok, maybe the second dumbest thing we'll hear today."

Happy Halloween!

Hope you and yours all have a safe one.

It's the scariest time of the year, and the scariest year in a long time, so remember to vote on election day! The consequences are YUUUUGGGGE!!


"I'll get you, and your little constitution, too!"

Yeah, but at least he could if he wanted to

Not like some semi-literate, race-hustling morons I can think of:

Wednesday on the “Tom Joyner Morning Show,” MSNBC host Al Sharpton accused President Donald Trump of probably having not read the 14th Amendment in response to the president’s proposal to end birthright citizenship with an executive order.