Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Go figure

 "State That Just Voted To Reduce Penalties For Pedophiles Not Sure Why God Keeps Lighting Them On Fire"

Haw!

State legislators, trying to figure out why God keeps unleashing bowl after bowl of wrath upon California, cast lots and threw all the remaining Republicans in the state into the Pacific Ocean in hopes that the plagues would subside. Both men were swallowed by a great fish and are expected to survive.

1 comment:

Spiny Norman said...

Whenever you think the world has become too loony to parody, the Bee finds a way.