Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Sorry, donks

But, just as with the computer, rebooting doesn't always solve the problem: "White House Pursuing Joe Biden Communications Reboot as Polls Collapse".

Friend and commenter Deborah recently wondered out loud if Joey Flan Brain was animatronic. Personally, I don't think so; our technology is a whole lot better than that. But that might be the way to go with a do-over of Joe Biden. Just turn the whole White House into a sort of Chuck E. Cheese environment, with politi-bots, including, most importantly, one of Joe Biden. He could be programmed to speak in complete sentences, you wouldn't have to worry about him pooping in his pants, and the hair-sniffing thing could be avoided. 

By the way, this is pretty rich:

Advisers expressed the need for Biden to “talk to more people directly,” instead of “one-dimensional” speeches from the White House, the report revealed, citing “his greatest political strength” as “empathy and an ability to connect with ordinary Americans.”

The assertion that this clown's greatest political strength is "empathy and an ability to connect with ordinary Americans” is one of the most transparent attempts at fraud I've witnessed in a long time. His quick temper, loud-mothed belligerence, and insufferable bragging have become legendary (remember, "Look, fat!" and his invitation to a blue collar worker to step outside?).

8 comments:

JeffS said...

Virtually every donk politician is one dimensional, and pretending otherwise is going to be amusing to watch.

Although any amusement will be balanced by the reality that these clowns are in charge. Oy.

RebeccaH said...

If Dopey Joe's handlers think they can avoid having him embarrass himself in his "one-dimensional" speeches, wait until they let him loose on the public for one-on-one schmooze-tests. They've tried it before and it didn't work out well. Somebody will ask a question he doesn't like or doesn't understand, and everybody present will have their phones out to record what falls out of his mouth. It won't be pretty.

JeffS said...

... wait until they let him loose on the public for one-on-one schmooze-tests ...

Or the upcoming State Of The Union address. That'll be a real Charlie Foxtrot, I'm sure.

Stephen Skubinna said...

I'm wondering if they'll go for a deepfake.

Problem is, as good as those are, you know a bunch of weaponized autists will spot it and present the evidence if they try. So that has to be a last ditch plan. Wonder if they put it before or after having Kamala take over?

Veeshir said...

Have they tried turning hom off then on?
That usually works for Al Gore.

rinardman said...

The assertion that this clown's greatest political strength is "empathy and an ability to connect with ordinary Americans”...

Yeah, so why does it seem like all he wants to do is fight the guys, and sniff the gals.

Deborah said...

Thanks, Jeff! I forgot that the State Of The Union is coming. Must stock up on popcorn and margaritas mix. The latter is because they are in charge.

here said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.