"Jonathan Turley’s looking for ‘the Corvette standard’ in classified document protocols".
Hunter probably tears strips of paper off the documents to make joints when he's out of Zig-Zags.
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"Jonathan Turley’s looking for ‘the Corvette standard’ in classified document protocols".
Hunter probably tears strips of paper off the documents to make joints when he's out of Zig-Zags.
Better than their use of the Constitution for toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteI bet he sold classified documents to buy the Corvette.
ReplyDeleteHaw! Wait a minute, why am I laughing? That's completely plausible.
ReplyDeleteApparently Hunter actually owned that house during the time those documents were sitting in the garage, and he had access any time he wanted. Any time he needed a little more Chinese scratch, I suppose.
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