"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Ah. They were on their way to a car rodeo (whatever that is). Aren't floats technically exempt from traffic laws? Anyway, remember the guy a few years back who used to drive his pet buffalo around in his Cadillac?
Howdy was his emotional support bull. Of course, all bets would be off when there was a in-heat cow around.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff! Imagine being a cop calling that in, and then doing the report.
I think it was bad journalism not to report what the traffic violations were.
ReplyDeleteI mean, how is anyone else wanting to take their favorite bull for a drive supposed to know how to do it the right way?
Ah. They were on their way to a car rodeo (whatever that is). Aren't floats technically exempt from traffic laws? Anyway, remember the guy a few years back who used to drive his pet buffalo around in his Cadillac?
ReplyDeleteWhat, no one asked, "Where's the beef?"!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI'm so disappointed.