Thursday, December 7, 2023

Chris Christie: an unfunny fat joke

Christie is an ass, but the point of this post is to make an observation concerning his physiognomy. I saw this photo at Gateway Pundit's home page...



...and I was struck by his resemblance to an angry groundhog.


Apologies to groundhogs everywhere.


6 comments:

  1. Dunno, Christie seems more like a malevolent panda to me.

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  2. Christie was pretty much dumped when he lost the governorship. His *giggle* "presidential campaign" is a dead duck. I don't know why he bothers, unless he's trying to get an in with whatever administration is next. I don't think it will work.

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  3. Also, if he wants a gig with MSNBC or one of those, they don't want an unattractive fat blob on air. They prefer airhead female bottle blondes.

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    1. CNN is looking for a replacement potato.

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  4. I think they've found their spud!

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  5. I don't know why he bothers, unless he's trying to get an in with whatever administration is next. I don't think it will work.

    Cash flow (via donations) and media attention, Rebecca. That's why.

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