Now that warmer weather has returned, you outdoorsy types who like camping will want to make sure you take adequate provisions into the wild. So, just in time, Paco Enterprises' consumer products division has introduced a line of canned goods for the trail: Roadkill Du Jour.
H/T: Gregory
In case you missed it, on 1 April the Dept of the Interior announced that they will be renaming some native wildlife to better reflect American values. So the raccoon will henceforth be known as the Liberty Bandit.
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