Now that warmer weather has returned, you outdoorsy types who like camping will want to make sure you take adequate provisions into the wild. So, just in time, Paco Enterprises' consumer products division has introduced a line of canned goods for the trail: Roadkill Du Jour.
H/T: Gregory
In case you missed it, on 1 April the Dept of the Interior announced that they will be renaming some native wildlife to better reflect American values. So the raccoon will henceforth be known as the Liberty Bandit.
ReplyDeleteEat More Pork is what the raccoon is saying.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll do that. There's probably a good reason raccoon isn't on the menu of fine dining establishments. Or McDonalds selling "millions and millions" of raccoon burgers.
Though I gotta ask, what do you do with the rest of the raccoon once you have the hat?
DeleteI find myself unwillingly contemplating what it would be like to work in a skunk cannery.
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