Saturday, April 6, 2013

Sweet!

It's official: the U.S. Army considers me, a Roman Catholic, to be a religious extremist.

Allah akbar! No, wait, that's not right. Oh, I've got it: Bingo!

(H/T: Captain Heinrichs)

11 comments:

rinardman said...

By that list, a majority of the Army is probably religious extremists!

We have seen the enemy...and he is us!

Paco said...

They're everywhere, they're everywhere!

bruce said...

What a crazy list!

Paco said...

I got hold of the original list. I'm named personally in a footnote.

Boy on a bike said...

You'll love this clip from Spain then:

http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2013/03/deaths_bridegro.html

Robert of Ottawa said...

We should send in the Jesuits!

That'll teach 'em.

Oh, wait, the catholics already have:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Francis

Although not a Catholic, I have great expectations of this first Jesuit Pope; they are smart cookies, those jesuits.

Robert of Ottawa said...

Wasn't a religious work place accident involved in the Fort Hood work place accident?

Michael Lonie said...

I believe the phrase you are looking for, Paco, is "Deus vult".

Apparently just about everybody who isn't a Unitarian or Reconstruction Jewish is considered a religious extremist, but the Fort Hood murders were not terrorism, despite Maj. Hasan shouting "Allah akhbar" as he gunned down American soldiers. That event was merly a workplace accident. You know, like falling off a ladder. Do you suppose the survivors will get Workman's Comp payments for it? They're certainly not getting purple hearts.

The inmates are running the asylum.

RebeccaH said...

The appropriate war cry is "Holy Mackerel!", Paco.

This country is being nibbled to death by insane ducks.

Michael Lonie said...

Insane, jabbering magpies, Rebecca. Ducks shut up sometimes.

Minicapt said...

http://www.collingwoodfc.com.au

Cheers