"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
One of the neighbors has put masks on the straw dolls she has sitting in her yard. She thinks it's cute. I have to fight the urge to throw the dolls into the street whenever I walk by.
Yes, I am repelled every time I see a commercial on television and I see people with masks going about their normal business, but anonymously, as the government has commanded.
We went to the cardiologist last week. Everyone in the waiting area was masked. The clerk interrupted my urgent dash to the Ladies' Room to inquire if I had a mask. I informed her that CDC guidelines exempt people with respiratory problems, but she persisted. This was all without her (and her co-workers) abiding by their rules.
One of the neighbors has put masks on the straw dolls she has sitting in her yard. She thinks it's cute. I have to fight the urge to throw the dolls into the street whenever I walk by.
ReplyDeleteRather than throwing the dolls into the street, free them. Throw the masks into the street.
DeleteDon't fight the urge. It's bad for the digestion.
ReplyDeleteYes, I am repelled every time I see a commercial on television and I see people with masks going about their normal business, but anonymously, as the government has commanded.
We went to the cardiologist last week. Everyone in the waiting area was masked. The clerk interrupted my urgent dash to the Ladies' Room to inquire if I had a mask. I informed her that CDC guidelines exempt people with respiratory problems, but she persisted. This was all without her (and her co-workers) abiding by their rules.
ReplyDeleteLots of little dictators out there (in addition to the bigger ones).
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